Cheech & Chong

The Lotus Touts

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
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Myspace needs a new button the "I reject you completely" button. That way instead of just a deny you see where you stand with people. :)
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Holy Shit

Put on the Cards/Astro game!! Holy fuck man what a team those Cards have!

My G-pa loves the Cards we had to call and make sure he didn't have a damm heart attack. Afuckingmazing!!

Wish my Yankees could have played like that.

Astros suck ass, Mama and Papa Bush are there. F that man.

I heart baseball!
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1) What is the name of your very first boyfriend or girlfriend?
Andy Tran - he was such a dork!

2) What is your porn star name - first pet's name and the first street you lived on?
Cindy Torrance

3) What is the first concert you ever attended?
Rick Springfield, in utero it was the Doobie Brothers. :) My Ma went 9 months preggo, what a woman!

4) When you were little, what names if any did you pick out for your future children? Did you use it if you've had kids?
Lisa & Jason. Won't use either

5) If someone had asked you in 2nd grade what you were going to be when you grew up, what would have been your answer?
A District Attorney (seriously I watched too much LA Law as a kid)

6) Tan, burn, freckle, or any combination in the sun?
I brown :)

7) Paper or Plastic?
Paper if I can manage to mention it before they start

8) If I could be a comic superhero(ine), I would be...
No idea

9) Quick estimate, how much is in your checking account right now?
$327.94 (we get paid manana! YAY!)

10)Favorite way to eat a potato?
Sour cream & lots of pepper!

11) If you were really trying to gross me out, you would...

12) The scariest thing in the animal/insect/arachnid kingdom is...
Hmm none are scary but I think snails are really funky and gross

13) What is your favorite cleaning product?
Pine Sol w/lemon

14) If you were to go to jail, what would be the most likely charge?
DUI I am a lush afterall

15) What is the one movie/DVD you own that would really surprise people?
I don't really own many DVD's none would surprise you though.

16) If you had been born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Michel (pronounced like Michael which is my middle name) or Rudy Jr (my lil bro's name)

17) If there was a sitcom of your life, what would be the title?
Sara and her crazy ass family.

18) Best reason to skip class or work?
Nordie sale or leave early for a 4-day weekend

19) Do you have a favorite sports team? One you hate?
New York Yankees. Hate is a strong word right I have serious dislike for the Red Sox. And I ain't feeling the Angels right now (yes I'm bitter).

20) How many entries are in your cell phone phonebook?
My phone is in the car but I'm guessing 15-20 peeps.